Giles: For three nights the unholy ones scourge themselves into a fury, um, culminating in a savage attack on the night of St. Vigeous.
Xander: Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night?
Cordelia: You sure don’t.
Buffy: Ooo! Parents start arriving in an hour. Okay, so, um, banners are in place, the lounge is comfy… What am I forgetting?
Willow: Punch?
Buffy: Punch. I need, I need punch!
Cordelia: My fingers are cramping. How long have I been doing this?
Xander: Three minutes.
Cordelia: So, can I go now? She doesn’t need this many stakes. I mean, if this guy Spike is as mean as you all said, it should be over pretty quickly. We’re still all rooting for you on Saturday. I’d be there for you myself if I didn’t have a leg wax.
Buffy: You guys hold down the fort. I’m punch bound.
Favorite Caps per Episode
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 02x03 - “School Hard”
She’s crafty. Her and her little friends…There’s your - what do you call it - variable. The Slayer’s got pals. You want her evening the odds in a fight you don’t want the Slayerettes mucking about.
15 Favorite Kisses (in no particular order)
7. Willow & Tara, “Entropy”
“Can we just skip it? Can…can you just be kissing me now?”
It could be witches some evil witches. Which is ridiculous because witches they were persecuted wicked good and love the earth and women power and I’ll be over here.