“I’m not saying we ended world peace or anything, kids, but, uh, it’s a mess out there, and considering the banner year we’ve had, that’s up against some pretty stiff competition.”
Giles: For three nights the unholy ones scourge themselves into a fury, um, culminating in a savage attack on the night of St. Vigeous.
Xander: Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night?
Cordelia: You sure don’t.
Buffy: Ooo! Parents start arriving in an hour. Okay, so, um, banners are in place, the lounge is comfy… What am I forgetting?
Willow: Punch?
Buffy: Punch. I need, I need punch!
Cordelia: My fingers are cramping. How long have I been doing this?
Xander: Three minutes.
Cordelia: So, can I go now? She doesn’t need this many stakes. I mean, if this guy Spike is as mean as you all said, it should be over pretty quickly. We’re still all rooting for you on Saturday. I’d be there for you myself if I didn’t have a leg wax.
Buffy: You guys hold down the fort. I’m punch bound.
Favorite Caps per Episode
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 02x03 - “School Hard”
15 Favorite Kisses (in no particular order)
14. Xander & Cordy, “What’s My Line, Part 2”
“We so need to get out of here.”
5 BADASS FEMALE CHARACTERS I LOVE | in no order
Cordelia Chase (Buffy/Angel)
“That’s everything? It all makes perfect sense now. I was a cheerleader, a princess and a warrior. And I have visions and super powers and I’m the target of an evil law firm because I’ve spent the last three months living on a higher plane, fighting for the forces of good, who wage a battle against demons and evilies and squishy bug babies, ‘cause all that stuff’s real and that’s the world I live in. And-and I think I know why I don’t remember any of this ‘cause, hey who’d want to! “
(via disasterwithin)
06. Cordelia Chase (BTVS/ATS)
“I’m not a snivelling, whiny, little cry-Buffy. I’m the nastiest girl in Sunnydale history. I take crap from no one!”
One of my favorite characters ever. Even when she seduced Connor and gave birth to herself. Or something. Charisma was always fantastic. I feel like she got the shaft. I don’t know if that ACTUALLY happened or if maybe that’s just fandom perception/gossip/sewing circle gabbing but yeah, I still have some bitter on her behalf.