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50 Favorite TV Characters (in alphabetical order)
Emily Gilmore
Gilmore Girls | Kelly Bishop
“If you don’t care that you’re hurting my feelings, maybe you care that you’re wasting all your relaxing time acting like a petulant four-year-old. Do you want me to try to get myself another room? I saw a supply closet down the hall. Maybe my masseur could finish me in there. Or perhaps I could just roll myself against a stucco wall, eliminate the need for a masseur altogether.”
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Top 5 Singers / female
Fiona Apple
Steve: Hi, I’d like to exchange an egg.
Cashier: You want to exchange an egg? You have a receipt?
Steve: No…do I need a receipt? I mean, is that part of the thing?
Cashier: It’s customary to have a receipt when you want to exchange something.
Andrea: I think we’re in the wrong place.
Steve: No, no. This is all part of the thing. I want to exchange an egg.
Andrea: Steve, let’s go.
Cashier: What’s wrong with the egg?
Steve: Nothing.
Cashier: But you want another?
Steve: No, I don’t want another egg. I want information.
Cashier: Look, I don’t know what you kids are on but I’m going to call the police.
Steve: You know, I think we’re in the wrong place…
2.15 “U4EA”
CAN’T BREATHE TOO MUCH LAUGHTER
- THIS IS A POLAR BEAR
- IN A DHARMA JUMPSUIT
- PLAYING THE LIFE/DEATH THEME FROM LOST ON THE ACCORDION
- IN THE MIDDLE OF A CROWDED STREET IN HOLLYWOOD
- I’M DEAD
THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN.
And yet I still managed to tear up at the song!
I do not understand how people aren’t stopping. I would’ve hugged that polar bear.
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My love for Puffins knows NO BOUNDS. They are awesome.
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If they say, ‘I don’t like your movie,’ it’s kind of like saying, ‘I didn’t like your life.’ And then they say, ‘By the way, it was a little too long.’ -Cameron Crowe, Best Original Screenplay for Almost Famous
I could watch this movie a bazillion times.
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Also by 23 (and 24): Not feeling even a smidgen of attraction for Ethan Hawke anymore. When I was 14, I even read his book The Hottest State and wrote a book report on it, but was secretly a bit creeped out by all the sexing and random cross-dressing and dysfunctional feelings and relationships. But I was still sort of impressed. Now? Not so much.
Still: Reality Bites is a classic, and this quote = <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Astrid, his attempts at writing have been…interesting. He still makes me weak in the knees but I have loved him since Explorers so we’re talking long-term commitment here.
I saw this when I was graduating from HIGH SCHOOL so I thought this was how post-college life was going to play out - graduate college, sing School House Rock on rooftops, dodge student loan officers, know my SSN by heart, live in a great apartment, mock the GAP (not buy from the GAP), have to define irony at job interviews, smoke and drink diet coke all day, be something. I still find I’m struggling with that last one.
DAVID LYNCH!